Nine/Rose Picspammage
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In which Nine attempts to prove to Rose that he is indeed a sexy, sexy Time Lord.
Doctor: The world revolves around me! Isn't that sexy?
Rose: *facepalm*
Doctor: Leather jackets are so sexy, aren't they?
Rose: ....
Doctor: A telephone box is an extremely sexy disguise. *strokes*
Rose: Oh yeah, extremely. *snerk*
Doctor: I make a sexy Time Lord in distress, don't I?
Rose: Don't you mean damsel?


Doctor: Traveling in time?
Rose: Pretty sexy, yeah.
Doctor: Right. You haven't even begun to see how sexy I can get. Watch this.
Rose: Oh, yes, flipping switches is very sexy. Please, show me more! *snort*
Doctor: ...I, umm, TARDIS, fixing stuff...uh, sexy?
Rose: *giggles*
Doctor: Why does no one find my jumper sexy?!
Rose: There are aliens possessing dead bodies and all you can think about is your sexy jumper?
Doctor: So it is sexy, then? *is smug*
Rose: *sigh*
Doctor: I'm so glad I met someone as sexy as me.
Rose: Me too.
Doctor: \o/
Doctor: Slapping is definitely not sexy.
Rose: *laughs*
Doctor: I could save the world, but lose you.
Rose: Okay, that's definitely sexy.
Doctor: Of course the TARDIS has a phone. Only sexy Time Lords have phones in their TARDIS and I am most assuredly a sexy lord of time.
Rose: ...I see.
Doctor: You see, Rose asks good questions because she's sexy. Obviously my sexiness has been rubbing off on her.
Rose: Ah...thank you?
Doctor: When you grow up, baby Rose, you're going to meet a sexy, sexy Time Lord and you'll forget all about your future boyfriend, Mickey.
Baby!Rose: ...
Jack: Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness and I'm bringing sexy back-
Doctor: Excuse me?
Jack: Okay, fine. Sexy's already here, thanks to the Doctor. Whatever.
Rose: *snort* Men.
Doctor: I'm coming to get you.
Rose: *is overwhelmed by the sexiness*
Doctor: Do that for me, Rose. Have a sexy life.
Rose: But it's not sexy without you in it! You can't do this to me!
Rose: *is all-powerful and sexy*
Doctor: But you can't do this! The sexiness is going to kill you!
Doctor: I think you need a Doctor. *absorbs sexiness*
Doctor: I just wanted to say...you were sexy. And you know what? So was I.
Rose: Completely.
*SEXY EXPLOSION OF SEXINESS*
Doctor: Hello! Oh, new teeth. That's weird. Anyway, where were we? Oh, that's right, you agreed that I was sexy! :D
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:51 am (UTC)