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fiery_twilightThis time with S2...
Afraid of being bored again, Rose Tyler?
Have no fear, the Doctor is here!
This time around you'll lay in apple grass in the year 5,000,000,023...
...meet Queen Victoria and a werewolf...
...fight and then become friends with one of the Doctor's companions...
...thus using that friendship to confirm the Doctor's TARDIS-stroking fetish.
You'll reminisce...
...visit a parallel Earth...
...and wrap the Doctor around you're little finger.
You'll go to the 1950's...
...where you'llcuddle ride with the Doctor on a scooter...
...blind others with your sheer adorkableness...
...and save the world once more.
You'll become trapped on an impossilbe planet...
...but you'll still have the Doctor, and stuck with him...
...that's not so bad.
You'll learn the difference between "blue" and "not blue."
You'll realize just how much of a dork the Doctor really is...
...be rescued from a scribble creature...
...find outwhat real sexual tension is that you have great deducting skills...
...and learn that what you really need in this universe is a hand to hold.
You'll be taught which parts are which in the TARDIS...
...confirm once more that the Doctor is the biggest dork in the universe....
...laugh in the faces of the Daleks....
...and save two worlds.
With the absolute admiration and love of a certain Time Lord, you will be known as "the defender of Earth."
Never fear, Rose Tyler...
...you are coming back.
Afraid of being bored again, Rose Tyler?
Have no fear, the Doctor is here!
This time around you'll lay in apple grass in the year 5,000,000,023...
...meet Queen Victoria and a werewolf...
...fight and then become friends with one of the Doctor's companions...
...thus using that friendship to confirm the Doctor's TARDIS-stroking fetish.
You'll reminisce...
...visit a parallel Earth...
...and wrap the Doctor around you're little finger.
You'll go to the 1950's...
...where you'll
...blind others with your sheer adorkableness...
...and save the world once more.
You'll become trapped on an impossilbe planet...
...but you'll still have the Doctor, and stuck with him...
...that's not so bad.
You'll learn the difference between "blue" and "not blue."
You'll realize just how much of a dork the Doctor really is...
...be rescued from a scribble creature...
...find out
...and learn that what you really need in this universe is a hand to hold.
You'll be taught which parts are which in the TARDIS...
...confirm once more that the Doctor is the biggest dork in the universe....
...laugh in the faces of the Daleks....
...and save two worlds.
With the absolute admiration and love of a certain Time Lord, you will be known as "the defender of Earth."
Never fear, Rose Tyler...
...you are coming back.
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